You do not own a gun to protect your family.
You do not own a gun to protect me from tyranny.
You own a gun to insulate yourself from your own male inadequacy.
Can’t find a date? Feel better by buying a gun.
Are you a total coward who is useless in a fight? Buy a gun to feel better about yourself.
Career sucks, or a low income? A gun will make you feel important.
Are you completely stupid? Having a gun will make you feel like your opinion matters (at least while you are pointing it at someone)
Small penis? How’s about an NRA membership too?