Here is why you own a gun…it’s your tiny dick

You do not own a gun to protect your family.

You do not own a gun to protect me from tyranny.

You own a gun to insulate yourself from your own male inadequacy.

Can’t find a date?  Feel better by buying a gun.

Are you a total coward who is useless in a fight?  Buy a gun to feel better about yourself.

Career sucks, or a low income?  A gun will make you feel important.

Are you completely stupid?  Having a gun will make you feel like your opinion matters (at least while you are pointing it at someone)

Small penis?  How’s about an NRA membership too?

 

 

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